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I'm not free!
I demand a nice cage or at least collar, and regular pettings, and snacks. ... Yeah that's pretty much it. Just pick me up and cart me off and keep me 😅 :3 🥺
... Yeah that's not the point of the OP but hey whatever mew meep squeek et cetera, dammit!
Where is your dignity?
It was weighing me down so I traded it to get my soul back. The guy who had it died, so I got it for a discount.
Your self-respect?
You probably saw an old pic.
Your number?
🥇
What's your address?
You may address me as ma'am, mommy, master, or god.
You free tonight?
Only after 10. Tomorrow works better.