My cat bit my hand because i called her pudgy and jiggled her belly
My cat bit my hand because i called her pudgy and jiggled her belly
I was making the bed, and playing w my cat Maggie. I jiggled her belly, and sang a song to her about her fat belly.
She did that thing cats do where they grab with their front paws, bite down and kick with their back legs? It’s almost like she didnt even listen to my song.
I blame the Communists.
"Why I Left the Left"
Rude
I know right? She didnt even tell me she loved my song.
My wife and cat react the exact same way. Will we ever understand their mysterious ways?
So which one had rabies first?
dislikes communists
cat named maggie
damn, i can't believe you named your cat after margaret thatcher
Uncritical support to Comrade Maggie in her struggle against belly imperialism
The kicking with the back legs is to try to disembowel another cat by raking their claws across its soft underbelly
deadly bunny kicks
you have to get them young and indoctrinate them into accepting belly jiggles, it's the only way. if you're particularly cruel, you can brainwash them into accepting blowing raspberries.