Gump rule

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Chocolate = Poison

Police = Venomous

The difference? You don't have to eat a cop for it to kill you.
- So, we eat the cops as a side dish when we eat the rich, right?
  
  We might need to make the police the appetizer because they stand between us and the rich
  
  The chips and salsa, so to speak
  
  I can't eat cops.
  
  A bit too high fat for me. And the types that aren't, are likely pumped with steroids.
  
  I've reached the age where I have to think about who I eat.
If your dog is big enough and the chocolate is mostly milk and white, it'll probably be fine.

Don't let your dog eat a box of chocolate though.
Before I saw the post I read the title and assumed the post was gonna be about dm_gump

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