Pennywise kills a handful of people every 27 years and has been doing so for 300 years or so. He probably has kill count under 100.
Between the kills he gets that are directly shown on screen and the number of casualties you could reasonably assume were the result of his actions, Heath Ledger’s Joker probably killed a few thousand people.
Ronald McDonald on the other hand, was the main marketing vehicle for a company that sells food products that are incredibly unhealthy and addictive. He is probably indirectly responsible for the deaths of millions of people.
Heart disease kills several orders of magnitude more people than extradimensional demons or psychopathic clowns.
Heart disease kills several orders of magnitude more people than extradimensional demons or psychopathic clowns.
And if you factor in politicians, you have psychopatic clowns killing millions by passing policy that objectively helps keep those heart disease numbers up!
I fucking hate when Ronald shows up at my door with a gun in his hand and forces me to eat burgers and get heart disease.
A true menace to society
or
Unrealistic. He does not look that good... or thin.
Or competent.
This jamoke's horny for clown Trump.
I find it disturbing that McDonald’s asks if you wanna donate to their hospital. Like:
- your fucking executives sure can
- you’re dealing ultra-processed junk food, then asking people to donate to a hospital for you?
Not to mention that the donations are tax deductible.
I used to believe this too. I was corrected and informed that if it collected as a donation it is not the company making the donation and they can not gain tax benefits from it. They also aren't paying a sales tax on that money either.
The benefit is exclusively the good PR from arranging the donation, which to be fair, they did. If the donation came through a credit card they may have covered the ~3% transaction fee, although they could potentially write that off for the portion that the donation increased the fee by.
John Wayne Gacy feels snubbed.
who, me?
he’s the whole reason people have clown phobias
This one
Nope, still only killed about a millionth as many as Ronald, probably.
This guy was the real killer. The new RMcD is just the cover story.
You better shut your noisy mouth or he will shove a burger in there and let the hot coffee do the talking.
Ronald McDonald by like a good country mile, yeah joker has killed a whole bunch of people, but his kill counter stops every so often, Ronald's has a constant flow of smoke coming from it its moving so fast.
Mao?
This one obviously → 🤡
Was It on different planets before earth? If so, then It. Otherwise Joker. I wouldn't count a life being shortened by unhealthy foods as killing. It's like an assist lol.
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I think this belongs in c/antiquememeroadshow or c/forwardsfromgrandma
First two are a rogue agent killing only to sustain itself, and a criminal figurehead attempting to solicit societal change. Ronald, though, is a systemically approved, profit-motivated conglomerate. It's always when dangerous systems become systematized that they reach new levels of destructiveness.
It ☝️
🙄 if McDonald's kills you it's your own fault.
Christ... personal responsibility is dead. Fuck might as well just ban oil and sugar while we're at it.
Trans fats and sugar are more addictive than many if not most recreational drugs.
Add that there's a lot of food deserts where healthy food simply isn't available or at the very least isn't within the price range of the people who live there and you can stfu with your victim blaming disease shaming "personal responsibility" bullshit.
The whole "sugar is as addictive as drugs" thing comes from fitness gurus showing MRI scans of people under sugar rush and and coke, then concluded they're thus the same exact things.
Go to elections with this and you got my vote!
