What kind of Trek movie is this?!?

This is just some Trill romance flick.

I assume it will start out as a rom com, but then turn to deception and backstabbing since Romulons are involved.

It must be that sequel to Conspiracy we’ve been waiting decades for!

It's not. It's an Ancient Roman epic, obviously.

You can pay for that on Tulgana IV.

But on Risa, they do it for free.