"Mao's wife was so mentally ill she decided to pee for hours on end" - brand new anti-communist talking point from Tumblr's brightest

the only 2 books he ever read were the communist manifesto and some imperial shit

Wasn't Mao famously a literature dork? Like he'd constantly reference Chinese classics, which I presume he read? Maybe he just had them on audiobook?

He was also a schoolteacher which requires you to read just a little bit
- And a librarian, right?

My grandpa lived through your "glorious cultural revolution". One day the communists came to his village and said "all of you are now pee boys". They had to pee for hours on end to entertain party officials. Mao would scream at my grandpa, he'd scream "I want to see a yellow river out of you boy". Even as an old man, he would walk around crying and asking people if they wanted to watch him pee. That's what communism is. From each according to their ability.

- That is my grandpa. He is exhausted from peeing too much. All of the communists would laugh and shout "to us according to our need! again!"

It must be so damn easy to be an anti-communist, you can literally make stuff up on the spot and just call people "tankies" when they don't believe you.

hearing rumors transmitted to your dipshit school classmate by his dad who heard it from his extended family is "lived experience", commie.
Mao turned me into a newt!

mao was truly a terrible human being. he punished my friend’s cousin’s family for writing steven universe fanfic. burnt everything and made them do hard labor.

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holy shit that comment was made by me

never thought there would be a day where i'd see my random tumblr comment that's buried under the replies be referenced on hexbear
- you but all of the medals are for posting
- All good things from the Internet flow through Hexbear

I really don't understand why anti-communists have to go so wild with their misinfo.

Like, I get they haven't actually read shit about communist history to bring up actual fuck-ups of this-or-that revolution but, like...

It always ends up as "Mao's pisswife ate my third granduncle twice removed's egg factory!"

she decided to pee for hours on end

waow-based

maos wife confirmed all dripped out

Saying Mao read only 2 books is insane. Man was literally a librarian

famous non-reader mao zedong. guy who wrote poetry with a calligraphy brush? guy who could probably quote much of water margin? no actually he just read two books
- yeah yeah he wrote stuff but he never learned to read.
- yeah but the books were REALLY big
Man was literally a librarian

TBH in my experience there's no one who hates literacy quite like university librarians

Wow this is peak level brainworms

btw I found the source for this, it actually looks legit

If you have a piss fetish this would be a dream come true

They're basically describing the piss version of chinese water torture so I'm 100% this is like "the propagandists barely disguised fetish" either at the poster or somewhere up the line from there. It's so obvious.
- "the propagandists barely disguised fetish"
  
  First thing that came to mind:
  
  https://youtu.be/WgrE1yygZmk (CW: sexual content)

My friend's dad works at Nintendo and he says that there's a secret Nudeality in Mortal Kombat II

Thank you this is legit much better brainrot content than a random Twitter screenshot with a caption like "ouuugh this made me so mad >:)"

I didn't know Senator Armstrong had a Tumblr.

made-it-the-fuck-up

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry
- the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry