Can’t tell if this is Trashy or Fancy

Remember, if it isn't from the Champagne region of France, it's just a sparkling enema.

Looks like a pagne in the ass

Dangerous is what it is.

What's the vintage on that bottle?

Sauce?

She didn't share it with anyone so that's kind of rude. I'm going trashy. Should could have filled up a few glasses when she pulled it out