What naughty fun have y'all got up to in the past two weeks?

I ate an entire box of 24 chocolate chip cookies in one night. Meant to have them as a treat for the whole week, but lost my self control. Never done anything like that before 😳

Signed up for a bi/couples dating app and I'm blowing up. We will see if any of them turn into actual encounters. Some of these couples are really hot -I'm a little surprised they liked me back.

I got fucked by a guy. He made me come, but he couldn't finish, so I kindly offered to put off the condom and finish him with a blowjob.

It was a pleasant surprise to discover that his dick was now lightly mint flavored.

Brought my wife of 10 years a couple of new toys last week since the 2 she had she destroyed (she will never admit to that!). Replaced a mini bullet which is her favorite and tried something new and went with a wand. We haven't really had the greatest sex life lately, mostly due to 2 small mids. Finally got the chance to use them out last night.

Started off innocently enough with me teasing using the bullet. Took a small break for us to go outside and have a few puffs of a recently rolled joint, this is also rare since she never likes to smoke, but the times she does normally leads to her wanting it really bad. We end up back inside laughing about something before I push her up against the wall and keep her hands from moving while we makeout for a few minutes and I work my way down to her tits. Push up her normal bedtime shirt so I can get my mouth around the one while my hand is playing with the other. Once I hear the tiny moans coming from above I suggest moving to the couch and she agrees.

I ask her which toy she wants to try first? She wants the bullet, I quickly spread her legs apart, one laying on my legs with my hand on it while I gently caress it with one hand while working the bullet over her panties with the other. After a few minutes she asks to turn up the speed which I do, working it up and down spending more time in areas I get heavier responses back. She asks to go under, I slip the panties to the side and use my other hand to open her just a little to slide the bullet in. She is already dripping wet. She says she doesn't want to go so I pull away, she did not like that. I suggest the new toy and she is saying yes! Quick! So I pull out the wand and go to work hovering at the top area where it slightly works its way around her lips as I add pressure on and off up and down. She wants more and wants the speed to go higher but sadly I find tell her it's already at max. It didn't matter because shortly after that she had the most intense orgasm which seemed to last 20 seconds. When she finally recovers she says it's my turn.

I quickly remove my boxers and sit back as she leans across the couch to play with me. Once I was good to go she kissed it a few times before sucking on the tip. Drove me wild. After a minute of that she starts taking me all the way and at this point I can't keep my hands off her head. Move her hair to the side and gentle pushes where she would keep me inside her mouth for as long as she could. I was in so much pleasure I wanted to fuck really bad at this point but she said no and that she wanted to keep me in her warm mouth some more. At this point I'm close, but I wanted to see her really get sloppy so I suggest she play with herself using the bullet which she happily agrees to. Moments later, after she gets the bullet going on herself I can hear her moaning while still sucking me and things get really intense as she is taking short breaks to enjoy the waves of pleasure she is having and then craving me right after while continuing to suck me. At this point I can't hold it in and tell her I'm going to go and she holds down on cock as I explode inside her mouth as I feel some drip out and most of it ended up down her throat. We both collapse and for the next 5 minutes just go wow before getting up to cleanup and head to bed.

It's been ages since we had something this intense and passionate and really hope to continue the trend but we'll see I guess. I guess the toys really helped! I have been teasing her all day today telling her how badly i still want to fuck since we didn't get to. I am hoping round 2 will be tonight and try some more using the toys as well! Sorry if this was to much, I normally do not go into detail like this and it's not like me at all but I know I used to enjoy the stories I saw on reddit and figured I would try it out and maybe someone would enjoy it. I know I'm not the best writer either haha.

Nothing that isn't battery-powered, unfortunately. 😪

My fiancee and I finally did anal. I always thought she would be into it if she got over her taboo of it. Seems I was somewhat right but she hasn't gotten over it fully. Worries about cleanliness.

None. Not since a while. The wife is quiting her meds though, that should possibly give her her libido back. Oxicodon is a helluva drug.

I chose to travel by train, the trip was 5 hours in a 1st class compartment, I was by myself there. Decided to do some video editing and catch up on sleep. 20 mins into the trip the train stopped at a city. A pretty blonde woman who looked about my age walked in and sat in the seat in front of me. We started talking. She was running away from work for a weekend to visit her parents. Neither of us could sleep.

That was yesterday afternoon. We are still talking..

My partner and I were out of state. We were in a swanky hotel. We got it on. I just love moaning. When I'm at these fancy hotels, I'm EXTRA loud. I was so excited I only lasted 2 minutes. My moans were so loud that I expect I woke up the entire floor. Fortunately for the other hotel guests, I don't last long!

Been on Grindr for about that long looking to end this drought and still got nothing. 😩

I've been medically admitted for the last two weeks with constant surveillance so just been pentted up for the time. Ironically been using this time away from home to be more in tuned with my self sexually, browsing kinks and interacting with the community more. Doesn't help feel like I'm one dm away from exploding >.<