Quiet Nourishing

Millennials are wasting a 1/3 of their day in laying in bed. We spoke to industry experts about how this generation habit is impacting productivity.

Millennials attempting to kill the food industry by buying less of it. Economists baffled.

Millennials "quiet breathing" oxygen in the company-owned building.

if quiet quitting is "doing your job", then wouldn't having a normal lunch break be "quiet starving"?

I write this as I am quietly constipated.

I'm kidding, this is the loudest shit I've had in weeks. The acoustics in here are fantastic.

"Experts warn: Getting a living wage is bad for the economy"

Yes, the same "experts" that crashed the economy through fraud in 2008.

Millennials being blamed/credited for an incredibly short lunch break is amazing.

All these online outlets are ragebait trash. The fact that they paywall is the cherry on top

Quiet nourishing costs 30 billion a year in lost productivity. Shame, millennials

I'm Gen X and you bet your sweet bippy I quiet nourish, usually ending up eating my lunch at 10 am. And nobody could do anything to me about it because I'm in a union. I'll suck every morsel of fun or comfort out of my workday I can. Hell I might just take this new job I interviewed for which is from home and take up crochet. There's not a thing they can do. Unions are great.

Unions here require you to take 30 minute lunch breaks plus a 15 minute break between that and end of shift (for the regular 8 hour shifts)

Also, do you really NEED sleep?

What about "quiet shitting"?

I take a whole hou- oh wait I'm unemployed

God forbid we have lifes.

Local office employees donate part of their Krebs cycle to single parent coworkers

So is this referring to their actual lunch break? This feels like satire lol.

Edit: Beat to the punchline.

Quiet nourishing?

You mean lunchtime?

This has to be a joke right?

Next is "quiet bodily purging", aka taking a pee break?

Who comes up with these stupid terms? It's TAKING A LUNCH. It's called TAKING A LUNCH. Li k e everybody else, no need for stupid made up terms

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