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That's all fine and dandy until they misbehave and you can't follow through by sending them to school on the weekend.

This is what the passive income 1% crowd tell the rest of us.

Sure, I fantasize about doing this sort of shit with my kid sometimes too.

But you don't do it.

How to be a shitty parent 101 and Wonder why your kid completely cuts you out of there life ASAP.

They'll regret that.

This works until a Friday when the teacher says “see you on Monday” to the kids

Oof, this is definitely a:

Every lie incurs a debt to the truth

Sort of thing. It's not going to be fun when your child understands that there is no school on weekends, you'll lose a lot of trust overnight with this.

Yeah let's start teaching them lies straight away

That's going to backfire one day.

RIP child's trust.

doing this is going to make your children hate you when they grow up, have fun with that. you deserve it for being a shit parent

I think this is another case of a joke that people have taken seriously. There's no chance this would work in reality. It just makes for a funny hypothetical.

I guess for some people the dumber you are the more impressed you are with your own ability to fool a child. Probably because that's the last stage of their child's life where they can still pretend to be smarter....

wow, even a 4 year old knows that schools are bullshit.

Maybe this is fun now. It won't be later tho

There is always sunday school.

I can't imagine there's never a scenario where the teacher says "See you Monday," on a Friday. I think this is fiction.

If there was a university course in short term deception you should teach it. I don't care if it's hypothetical, the idea is still brilliant.

That's good parenting!