"FEVER 102,WHEEZING, IRRITABLE" uses them.
It might probably be "unabe to eat diarrhea" on purpouse
35 0 ReplyYeah, someone's just having a bit of fun.
Unless there are multiple people registering patients, and one of them doesn't use punctuation.
13 0 ReplyIt seems very likely that this drop-down menu was not populated by one person, or perhaps was even populated by multiple databases written by very different people with highly disparate levels of grammar knowledge - maybe even different first languages.
Or someone thought it was funny, like you said. I'm not here to judge.
3 0 ReplyThe only cure for "unable to eat diarrhea" is to put the patient into an induced comma.
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I hate forgetfulness headaches
26 0 ReplySkill issue.
22 0 ReplyExactly.
Everyone knows you drink it.
9 0 ReplyUntil you freeze it… Diarrhea ice cream!
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Explains the irritability.
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Unnecessary, commas are annoying.
17 1 ReplyComma for what? I also am unable to eat diarrhea
15 0 ReplyAh the old helping your uncle jack off a horse or helping your uncle, jack, off a horse.
9 0 ReplyWhy not both?
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The database is running on an IBM made in 1954. Commas literally weren't invented yet.
10 2 ReplyI forgot I had a headache
6 0 ReplyWait, do you guys not add that to your character sheets?
6 0 ReplyThey're not wrong, tho
4 0 ReplyWow ICD-10 really has a code for everything
2 0 ReplyINSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR.
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