They show me a QR code laminated onto the table. Then I ask if they have a paper menu, and they sheepishly say no. Then I ask them what kind of tea they have, and they list a bunch of things involving citrus. Then I buy one of the citrus monstrosities to be polite, and never go there again.
Then I go home and make some basic green tea, and I follow the steeping instructions because overstepped green tea makes me nauseous.