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Also everybody knows that only real tin foil works. Aluminum is for posers.
🎶 aluminum foil (foooooiiiilllll) 🎶
Of course the illuminate would want you wear the foil hats ineffective for chem trails. I'll bet it doesn't even attenuate the lizard people thought control.
How do you make TV antennas work better?
Wrap them in foil.
I'd just like to say this is categorically false advertising if there isn't an actual hat inside. If they included extra foil for the hat the amount listed on the box would be incorrect. If they didn't include extra foil, or the label said the correct amount of foil, then there's no free hat. Those are completely mutually exclusive cases, so if there's no hat, easy false advertising lawsuit. You deserve the free hat they said you were getting.
And how will you prove that the company actually has a promotion for free hats and its not just a random note put up by anyone?
