“They rolled me in margarita salt”: Anthony Scaramucci on surviving the Trump White House

Legendary former White House aide says ego and pride led him to Trump, explains why ex-president is a dire threat

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Does it count as “surviving” if you make it less than two weeks at the job?
- Two weeks around Trump cronies does sound like it'd feel like eternity, though I doubt any of them would make a single Scaramucci in fast food or anything at minimum wage. I may lower some of my morals for less but not as low to be working for Trump for any paycheque.
  
  For the shortest tenures (or close) in the Trump administration it's amusing how well known he is just by political durations being measured by his employment.
  
  Two weeks later:
- Is he on trial for anything related to his 2 weeks?
  
  I mean, fair. I’m not criticizing him for not sticking around, I just don’t know that “survive” is an accurate term.
One mooch in hand is worth two in the bush
- I thought it was Spicer in the bush.
  
  Holy cow, I completely forgot about Spicer. We've lived through a century in this past decade.
  
  Oh you’re right. I mixed them up.
Wait... HOW many days was he there again? How is that suffering, or surviving for that matter?
- I think one ~~scara~~mooch is 10 days, IIRC.
  
  It's just mooch.
I feel for the guy...oh wait, that's just gas.
My grandnana always said it was good luck to throw two pinches of mooch over you shoulder when sitting down.

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