UK's sexiest man for the second year running
UK's sexiest man for the second year running
Jeremy Clarkson has secured the title of the UK's sexiest man for the second consecutive year.
The 64-year-old presenter surpassed notable contenders such as Prince William, Idris Elba, and Cillian Murphy in the annual poll conducted by IllicitEncounters, that brands itself “the best online dating site for married people”.
The Clarkson's Farm star achieved an impressive score of nine out of 10 points in the survey.
Meanwhile, Spider-Man actor Tom Holland secured the second spot in the UK's sexiest man list, which coincides with his return to the West End.
He's only 64? I feel like he's been 64 for 15 years
He struck me as older
UK
Cillian Murphy
at it again I see
at it again I see
Sexiest British Islander.
He's from the expressly not-British part.
Kilian Navyman, the famous brummie actor?
Heh heh, I thought that.
Going to pretend to be Sigmund Freud for a minute and try make sense of this:
in the annual poll conducted by IllicitEncounters, that brands itself “the best online dating site for married people”.
Okay that makes sense, Clarkson's considered the sexiest man among middle aged adulterers that still use these niche sites. He's rich, powerful (or gives off that impression) and older.
Meanwhile, Spider-Man actor Tom Holland secured the second spot in the UK's sexiest man list, which coincides with his return to the West End.
Also makes sense, middle aged adulterers looking to relive their "glory days" and get with someone that looks much younger. The opposite of Clarkson.
Freudist level of explanatory power there alright.
parenti quote but adjusted for middle aged adulterers
Ah, Britain's response to the...
I’m guessing this is what we left the EU for
when is he due to give birth?
Notable contenders such as Prince William
xD
I'd definitely go with Idris Alba, or Spider-Man, but I'm not a woman, or a gay man, so what do I know?
It's OK, women and gay men were unlikely to be well-represented amongst the people polled.
It's ok no one is straight enough not to be attracted to Idris Elba
Cackles in asexual I possess no such weakness
I bet none of the other guys wept over the death of a piglet
What about Alfred Molina, then?
I wish Lemmy stopped circle jerking to this abusive, racist old cunt.
Edit: I'm getting dowvoted because Lemmy jerks off to this old fuck. His racism is no secret, he's unapologetic about it. He assaults people over sandwiches. He's a garbage human, stop defending him.
I thought I had missed some kind of weird JC-lovers undercurrents on Lemmy but posts about him are few and far between - this is the first I could find on this instance's communities and it's very much in the right place.
There was an interview with him in the Saturday Guardian recently which was basically along the lines of "I'm not an old cunt anymore"... Something about mellowing or it being an act or something... And then he proceeds to be an old cunt for the rest of the article.
Edit: I'm getting dowvoted because Lemmy jerks off to this old fuck.
Don't kinkshame.
I mean the label's on the tin. Can't fault him for meeting expectations.
That said, it's almost all an act and tbh I don't really see the racist part. "the hill" comment was like one of those jokes he immediately was like "yeah shouldn't have said that" just blurted it out because the setup for the joke was red carpeted for him.
What incidents do you remember?