I mean it probably tastes like eating out an unwashed diabetic gamer girl, but I've probably also had worse. I'll give it a shot and report back in a couple of days.
Have you ever taken such a big shit that you had to remove your pants and underwear so you could open your legs wide enough to shit it all out faster? I imagine drinking one of these feels something like that.
IFF (if and only if) I were drunk enough already, only had Guinness in the fridge (don't like the stuff anyways), and also had monster on hand (yeah I drink it instead of burnt bean juice), I would try this.
If it ever happens I'll try and remember to post my thoughts.
Not exactly the same but on New Year's I created this monstrosity. Green food coloring, vodka, and Beast Monster with a Takis garnish, served with a side of Tums. It was absolutely noxious.