Take the day off, it's Mother's Day

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i'm also curious what the pornhub traffic / stats are for today. feels weird to jerk off today. just like on thanksgiving. father's day not great either.
- Bro your dad is literally going to eat and rail your mom later and you think it is weird to whack one off today?
  
  More like his mom is going to get his dad to give her the bidness
  
  Source : I made my own milf and she wants dick.
- Probably a good day for Mom related content.
- Yeah, but think of all the step moms stuck in dryers...
- Felt fine to me ;)
Big if true!

Can anyone find a study on this?
- Snopes is a buzz kill.
  
  https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mothers-day-crime/
  
  Guys, the moms have compromised Snopes.
  
  So not only was it false but:
  
  The Twitter user told us that he deleted the original joke after he become "educated on the topic of mothers who are imprisoned and the affect that has, not only on them, but their families."
  
  😬
  
  A more interesting statistic to me is that police are the least likely to respond properly to a crime when it's raining.
I was tempted to get back into shoplifting yesterday morning when I went to the grocery store to get flowers and saw the prices. If I could have jammed that vase into my back pocket, I probably would have tried it.
- Seriously! Shoulda saved up all my shopliftings instead of wasting them all years ago when everything was already cheap!
  
  I got crime FOMO
Correlation is not causality
- /woosh
Bless all Moms!

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