It was coal at the beginning of the traffic stop
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probably routine traffic stop that revealed he had a warrant for a long history of smuggling things up his ass...
It was probably Hans Niemann then
Can I somehow register my history of smuggling things up my ass? Just in case I'm being stopped in traffic...
just get arrested a couple times...
Sir, I need your driver's license and registration. Also, bend over...
License, registration, contents of your anus please!
Do you know why I performed a full cavity search on you? One of your brakelights was out.Not a single thing about this sounds "routine"
"routine"
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
"I am altering the meaning. Pray I do not alter it any further."
why he look like he has 44 more diamonds hiding somewhere else that the police didn't found???
Diamonds are stored in the balls!
Suspect, on the bench at booking time to the guy next to him: "Ha! They missed 1."
“Spread your cheeks and lift your sac!”
Eh they're brown diamonds
why didn't you censor out the website, we could have been guessing all sorts of websites like fox news or CNN.
Officers: Ben Dover and Seymour Butts
Why not just leave them in at that point? Lol
Appearanlty it's a very common thing for criminals to put drugs up their ass, stories like these have been showing up for years
"Now if you don't mind pissing in this cup for me so I don't have to force a catheter up your urethra."
"Also, please give me a hug. My wife won't do it anymore, no matter how hard I beat her."
DiamondButt
