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1y ago

CW: Lots of blood

How An Ancient Stoic Handled Being Cheated On

cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/4483835

[CW: Lots of blood] How An Ancient Stoic Handled Being Cheated On

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oh hey another reason to hate marcus aurelius besides him being Roman Obama
- Michelle cheated on him with Tom Brady?
Stoics are so cool and rational
Every hospitium room got the cuck bathtub full of blood
Dude has absolutely no ataraxia.
Should've just fist bumped her and told her it was out of his control anyway so no worries.
Corncob
- I'm not cucked! I'm not cucked!!!
  
  I don't know dude. I feel like "I killed you, drained you of blood, and then forced my partner to bathe in your blood" renders the cucker the actually owned one.
  Edit: I'm the bull, I'm the bull, I say as I get turned into a bath
- How can he get over it? And it is funny too that Marcus Aurelius starts meditation praising the loyalty of his wife.

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