What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?

Just told this one to my son.

Him: "I could have said Mom's foot, or my sister's foot, or anyone else's foot!"

Me: "But you didn't."

This may be the perfect dad joke.

Forced puns are well and good, but the true essence of dad jokes is trolling - and this nails it.

God.

Good one dad !

What'd the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

Ps how do you do spoiler tags in lemmy?

Why do I keep coming back to read dad jokes even though they fill me with rage?

What’s red and tastes like blue paint?

Red paint.

Are dad riddles a thing? I think they should be a thing if not.

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