Anon doesn't know how to draw a circle in GIMP
Skill issue
But seriously, how do you do it?
Got to say that I had some trouble with that on gimp, but it's possible!
I like how stock photoshop refuses to run with wine not because Adobe cares about linux but because of the insane amount of DRM that harasses you on Windows.
Meaning pirated photoshop runs fine on wine lol
I think there's even a github script to do it all for you with gpu acceleration enabled so you don't have to even bother finding a pirate copy.
Or just use Photoshop online works for me
Okay but starting a lesson on Photoshop with the circle tool is like starting a lesson on Word with inserting a table. If working with abstract shapes is your modus operandi something like Illustrator or Inkscape makes a lot more sense as a tool.
Also beating up your students on the parking lot sound very fun to end the day but have no value in education
Nanny state
The beatings will continue until Photoshop is mastered.
Dude.... idk if I know if I've ever seen a more accurate simile than that. Equally "buggy*", frustrating, and absurd if you have little to no experience with it
*idr word tables well but I suspect it was like pen tool where it wasn't so much buggy as it's hard to make it work right if you don't get it yet
i like the one about anon compiling a very minimal kernel on arch and whoops cant present to class because hdmi out doesnt work lol
Some of my more memorable experiences in gentoo over the years have been from trying to trim everything I can out from my kernel. It tends to work, until it doesn't.
Anon went on to develop Krita.
Krita >>> gimp Fight me
Lol in hungary we used gimp because the school couldnt afford photoshop(it was one of the best schools in the country).
Mom said its MY turn to repost this meme!
Don't mess with the BSD gang, let this be a lesson to anon.
Stealing from 4chan, we really are reddit's child.
This is literally the greentext community; where else is the content supposed to come from?
Just joking, because people used to complain about this for whatever reason on reddit, and 4chan.
Meanwhile several others tried to buy Photoshop on their proprietary systems but couldn't afford it. They opened Paint.
pirating it is pretty fast & easy
And secure?
I've found they tend to work until they don't. I saw one that worked for a year, and then something changed and it started birching about being non genuine
And even they could draw a circle. Poor anon.
No wonder they beat them up on the parking lot.
I actually remember trying to draw a circle with gimp one time. It was actually completely fucked. I was looking for stroke selection or something like that. I never drew the goddamn Circle. Fuck you that shit sucks
From memory ..
Select tool and draw circle.
Select option menu then click 'to path'
Unselect all
Somewhere nearby there is a fill stroke to path or something.
Yeah...I'm considering going over to paint.net or something else.
Krita is fabulous!
Anon appreciates the chaturbate ads embedded in his start menu
Is this the most reposted greentext?
Photopea
if it had a lifetime license I wouldnt actually mind paying!
Skill issue.
Use Krita?
Anon couldâve just opened a browser and went to photopea.com
In 2016?
Yes
Is nobody going to ask how Anon getting beat up in the parking lot is relevant to the story? Thereâs no indication that Anonâs classmates followed them out to the parking lot. The incident feels more random.
Am I overthinking this instead of drifting off to sleep? Most likely.
Of course it happened exactly like that. Nobody would ever just make shit up on 4chan, right?
The joke is that Anon is a very irresistibly punchable sort of person and so of course they would be a victim of violence. A common theme in greentexts is projected anxiety about peer rejection for not conforming.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
I guess what is being implied is that Anon is an insufferable "linux is better then windows" nerd and that the bullying is therefore "justified".
But don't read too much into it, it's just a funny 4chan haha greentext.
Yeah, it's just funny haha. So just go to sleep đ´.
Some people use Linux to stand out and look cool. You are not cool.
(Yes you are)
Thanks mom!
neither is windows mac dos bsd nor any other os or device tbh
Seriously though, why is gimp missing features from kidpix
It's not missing a feature here, it just has a different way to do it. Pick the Ellipse selection tool, make an oval while holding "shift", right click > Edit > stroke selection.
No surprise their market share is garbage despite being free
Whereâs this school that does Photoshop class and the school doesnât provide the software and equipment?
Hey something's fishy here! I'm starting to think this guy wasn't beat up in the parking lot either
Anon discovers he should bought a Mac if he likes *nix and being a normie.
