Silicon Valley bro explains sex work economics to a stripper

Enlightened computer touchers seem to always get "dragged" to strip club against their will.

I can definitely attest that there are some really awful office cultures where a young and naive computer toucher would feel compelled to go to a strip club to be seen as a team player. It's gross and I'm not sure how common it is these days, but it's a thing
- Have been a young naive computer toucher and can second this. It is a thing. Often the company owners just want to drag you along and feel like ballers for the night. Its fucking painful and I'm so happy I'm remote and established enough I don't have to play along anymore.
- I felt a bit awkward waiting for my food next to my boss's boss at a greek place we happened to order at independently. I couldn't imagine going to a strip club with any of them. (Tech monkey btw)
- Ive been given encouragement to go at one of my internships, most ive seen personally

Senior consultants that solve million dollars problems don't charge that much per hour

On top of everything else that is literally false at least in the US. If you're engaging one of these senior consultants on a 40 hour/week contract they won't be charging $500/hour sure, more in the $200/hour range. If you want them for a one-off hour-long contract or just a couple hours a week? $1000/hour minimum.

I think the 500+ is what the firm charges while the actual consultant's cut is about 200, that sounds right
- 10 years ago acturial consultants were regularly billing $750+/hr and I can't imagine that's gone down
  
  that assertion in the OP is peak tech bro.

Five hundred dollars? Are you serious? Just for an hour? That's absolutely ludicrous. I mean, listen, I'm a tech guy, right? I solve problems worth millions to companies. And even I don't pull down that kind of hourly rate. Let me break it down for you, because there’s no way the value adds up here. Just think about it logically, for the cost of one hour, I could upgrade my entire home entertainment setup and enjoy it for years. Or better yet, I'd throw that $500 into crypto. Now that's an investment. Bitcoin, Ethereum - hell, even some of the newer altcoins. Exponential potential returns. This? This is just... it's poor financial planning, is what it is.

absolutely pitch perfect holy fuck

Senior Computer Guys don't charge $500/hour and they solve $1million problems

actually they do often charge $500/hr, but often it's measured differently, such as $1000/day or $5000/week, and sometimes instead of fixing $1million problems, they create $1million problems, and sometimes the $1million problems are fake.

Source: pole dancing is great exercise, read theory.

They’re shaking naked booba in your face, the price is justified

The real dunk tank is Rule 8 yet again. This one would have been fun and fresh to dunk on but it's definitely going to disappear any minute now. Sorry OP you're only allowed to find another celebrity repeating the same propaganda that every other celebrity is also repeating, that's the only content allowed now.

I'm gonna go ahead and leave this one up because it's hilarious and mansplaining is absolutely a mainstream form of dipshit brainworms.

Rule 8 is about passing a vibe check so we're not getting mad at fake shit and unfathomably fringe opinions that only a single twitter pervert supposedly has.
- I think that's probably my biggest beef with Rule 8 is that it is basically impossible to know what will and will not pass the vibe check. I mean I agree this one is great and should definitely stay but it's impossible to know until it does or doesn't.

Link the post, lib

Clicking the post title takes you to it
- I am a dumb