Elon Musk publicly dumped California for Texas—now Golden State customers are getting revenge, dumping Tesla in droves

The Tesla Model 3 dropped from first place to third, behind the Toyota Camry and the Honda Civic, among all passenger cars sold.

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Presumably this means that Musk/Tesla is looking to embrace this newfangled source of energy known as "aul" and can be extracted from the Earth itself with a magical device called a "puhmpjaak". Older Teslas can be upgraded by installing a "gehneraydor" in their "truhnk" whatever that means.

Company may or may not be renamed to Texla and start referring to themselves as the largest ~~state~~ automobile company in the USA when they aren't.