How do I tell my neighbors that they need to stay off my property and not let their kids trespass. Joke answers only.
How do I tell my neighbors that they need to stay off my property and not let their kids trespass. Joke answers only.
People and their kids like to come over unannounced, and without permission, to look at my ducks like it's the fuckin zoo or some shit.
Need some humor for this situation to ease my frustration
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Build a moat. It would certainly keep me out.
17 0 ReplyNow the ducks colonize the moat and you have two attractions.
7 0 ReplySolve that problem with a portcullis. Now you have four attractions.
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Woohoo, free swimming pool!
Now, a lava moat...
6 0 ReplyIt wouldn't be a clean pool though.
2 0 ReplyYeah, everyone knows the kids pee in there.
3 0 ReplyI was thinking more like it catches leaves and dead animals.
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