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Hmm...
Maybe if I swing my decorative katana around like a mall ninja...
You're not a snail, man, you're a slug!
Is Gandalf actually male though? I didn't dig deep enough into the lore to know that, but I do know that he is far different from your regular human/hobbit/dwarf-person. He does present as male, but that might just be a reflection of the societies he is more-or-less living in (i.e. the old wise man persona just makes sense for practical reasons).
They wore the guise of one for longer than many live. In that time he would have been treated and lived as one with mortals who wouldn't know enough to think otherwise. If this is how he choose to live I see no reason to question it.
I'm going to be honest, buying a war hammer and smashing some gourds from the grocery store made my serotonin levels skyrocket!
Okay, but then the very first thing he does is drag Wormtongue outside and almost hacks him in half in front of all his subjects. No trial, no questioning, no protecting the children from the horror.
Maybe giving the victim of abuse who has only just regained his senses a weapon was a poor choice
Justice delayed is justice denied
idk theodin or something
Nah.
which is based
His son was dead because of Grima's lies. I'd have done the same.
eh, who really suffered though?