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10mo ago

Do not trust it. Do not follow it.

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FYI the beard is photoshopped in. The original video is on his insta handle @zuck
- Either way he still looks realer
  
  Well yeah, they said it was photoshopped.
- Not just the beard, eyes and brows
  
  He now smiles

Trust your dog. He barks, you shoot.
- Bad advice. My mom's dog has bad separation anxiety. She'd have to start blasting every time she leaves home or goes from the car to the grocery store..
  
  Exactly. Also, I had a racist dog one time. I don’t really trust their judgement.
  
  ... 🤔 .. maybe we will double check first.
- If I shot everyone my dog barks at, I'd be committing genocide. This motherfucker barks at every single person that walks by the house. Yet, as soon as the doors open, she's their best friend. WHAT IS SHE BARKING FOR?!?!
  
  She's inviting them in.
- And always aim for the brain.
  
  No. Aim for the arms and legs joints. The brain cpu is encased in a titanium skull.
- Recently I've been replaying Ocarina of Time and my stupid dog barks every time a chicken/Cucco crows. She gets up and barks and freaks out, even though I have actual chickens that actually crow all the time. When Ganandorf evil laughs though, no reaction.
  
  She knows the bigger threat when she hears it

More than the facial hair and longer curly hair, I think the chain really sells it
- It learned that linked metal pieces are a thing which human persons adorn themselves with.
  
  I wanna be adorned
- His look has „costume designer from a Ben Affleck drama“ written all over it. It‘s definitely a very calculated move.

It's getting wild out here.
- He is obviously inflated, she has to hold him down or else he'll float to the ceiling.
- It's like someone instructed him to smile and that's the best he could come up with.
- This is btw real lol
  https://www.instagram.com/zuck/p/C4AI5mVLduO/
  
  This gives me the big cringe

This is mostly lighting. Changing from a colder light to a warmer light does wonders.
- It's actually photoshopped
  
  Only the beard and stache
  
  That one guy photoshopped a beard onto him because he looked more human this time around

He's been smoking way too much meat.
- Eating the sweet ray babies

Now he looks like he had a failed music career.

Bro looks like Logan Paul

Now none of us are safe

Those eyes though...

Zark Fuckerberg
- Zuck Fatberg

Looks like he got sober

One strange looking guy 😆

The Zuck is most effective at CQC. If he gets within 15 ft of you without your gun ready, you’re dead.

Is that chemotherapy hair, or does hair get curly on its own sometimes?
- He's Jewish I'm pretty sure, a lot of ours hair just does that when it gets a little longer and the conditions are right.
- it's a filter/photoshop, that picture is not real
  edit: to be fair, the hair wasn't altered that much but the beard was just slapped on https://www.today.com/popculture/mark-zuckerberg-photoshopped-beard-rcna148770

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