If those geese could read they would be very upset
74 0 ReplyI think that's at the University of Waterloo - they would routinely close entrances due to aggressive geese.
57 0 ReplyAre they angry that the university never accepts any of the geese applicants?
But seriously, what do the geese do inside? Just want to get in from the cold?
21 0 ReplyThey don't want in, they setup camp outside the doors and pick fights with people who walk by. So staff are probably "closing" the entrances so people don't accidentally walk out into a warzone.
Canada geese are evil mean bastards
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When someone suggested evacuation, a spokesperson was quoted as saying
Couldn't escape if I wanted to!
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36 0 ReplyTo be fair, it hurts when they nip you.
16 0 Reply14 0 ReplyYes, if you stand perfectly still and make no attempt at defending yourself then a goose can give you a decent pinch.
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"please help me in sir instead of taking pictures of me and then putting them on a social media app sir, sir just let me in man" the goose
25 0 ReplyUntil the geese learn to operate the windows
25 0 ReplyIt's bill is essentially a lever...
Shouldn't take them too long to figure out. And then the food is doomed.
11 0 ReplyBill... Gated? By Windows?
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You only have to fight a goose one time and it'll start leaving you alone.
19 0 ReplyThat is a damn lie. The goose will just come back with its buddies
24 1 ReplyJust fight each of his buddies once and they'll leave you alone.
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Feed them dandelions and they're your friend forever tho
Ask me how I know
16 0 ReplyHow do you know?
7 0 ReplyWhich bit of the dandelion? The flower?
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17 0 ReplyI wish I had a goose visit. I'd give him some chicken feed.
13 1 ReplyGeese are some of nature's biggest assholes. Very aggressive birds.
19 0 ReplyNothing to break up monotonous office day like looking out a window to see a coworker running for their life
15 0 ReplyIf I were a goose, the nature destroying humans are the biggest assholes. Its always the point of view.
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9 0 Replystares menacingly
8 0 ReplyIf you're cold, they're cold.
Let them in.
5 0 ReplyIt's a Canada goose. It's far more accustomed to cold.
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For some reason I got a hankering to rewatch From.
5 0 ReplyGeesus
4 0 Replyinb4 Peace was never an option 🔪
4 0 Reply"It's a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose."
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