'Ate Seagulls

I do not understand why people are so upset about this. People kill vermin all the time in far more brutal ways.

shouldn't 'av*

Justified. I was in Edinburgh with my family and we had a lovely outdoor table.

I went to the bathroom and our dinner came out while I was in the bathroom and a seagull STOLE MY GODDAMN £30 STEAK. Just hopped up on the table next to my brother-in-law and yoinked my medium-rare ribeye.

Fuck those sky-rats.

I'd say the comments section is gross and cynical, but then I remembered this is a British community.

Shouldn't of?

Literacy that matches the opinion

What an ass clown

This thread makes me wish i was an alien, not part the same species as this lot.

Do British people go on vacation and just eat the same bullshit as at home

Seagulls are filth. The more domesticated ones will basically attack you at the beach if there's any food.

Hopefully we get seagull slaying more mainstream.

This man did nothing wrong

and what? the kids are traumatized for life or some shit?

this one is a classic at this point

Damn didn't know Jeremy Clarkson hated Brighton so much

I will not... No, I will not, I will not I'm stronger than that. Oh whatever, I'm weak: shouldn't have.

Sorry

So many in these comments deserve to go the way of that chip.

Da kids was crying cos dat bird pinched is chip.

Shud of giv im a medal. Proper geezer.

Is this Ephraim Winslow?

Oh man wait till those children hear about what chicken wings are made of

not the seagull apologists crying in the comments

Survival of the fittest in action.

Bad luck to kill a sea bird, Winslow.

Good thing seagulls don't exist then

Lol I live that your concern while 360 no scoping seagulls is, "How is this affecting my personal image🧐pewpew"

I can understand why some people are upset about the inhumane way of dispatching the seagull but wait until you learn about halal food.