Bring back ole time tonics filled with coke, Valium, and morphine
Bring back ole time tonics filled with coke, Valium, and morphine
I got ghosts in my blood it's the only cure
they'd have the advantage of actually making you feel better
anything that actually works is basically illegal now
Things now have plenty of side effects though!
Anything that actually works is addictive precisely because it works...
laudanum gang
My local pharmacy just recently put up a sign in their window "We no longer carry or sell Codeine with Promethazine." All the thugs and the delinquent teens who want to be thugs are into that stuff, they even call it lean! We have to ban it pronto.
I don't think they realize they're like what, a decade or something behind the times now.
Mine put that up awhile back too. All I want is a nice cup of lean (with McDonald's sprite of course) and to cuddle my pup to sleep
I'll have that opium hash oil beverage for my somewhat tender throat, please
Fentanyl has entered the chat.
Only if I able to buy some gelignite in the same store again as well.
It's been about 15 years since I last was able to find some actual raw opium, but man that was the shit. What a great nightcap, and significantly less bad for you than drinking a bottle of wine or 8 beers or whatever before bed. Just a nice, mellow buzz. Bring all that shit back.
I still dream about it. I'm too lazy, but one day I'll grow some poppies and keep a quart of laudanum on hand at all times.
I just want nasal decongestants with actual pseudo.
the energy drink market will offer laudenum with 200 mg of caffeine, ginseng, and b12 by 2027