My health insurance company did this with my first name. Now when I communicate with them in any way, even a doctor telemedicine visit,I have to pretend my name is Christophe.
53 0 ReplyCould've gone with Hristopher, I guess?
29 1 ReplyI’d love to join a zoom call with a doctor and watching them try to pronounce that.
11 0 ReplyChristofer
E: scrolled down to realize I'm like the third person to say this. So original 🙄🤷
9 0 ReplyIt's a nickname for Hristorectomy.
6 1 ReplyKrtsfr is as concise as can be
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Reminds me of this: Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Names
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Lmao
32 0 ReplyName input should exclusively be an infinitely sized canvas, got it.
18 0 ReplyFalsehoods programmers believe about names:
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- Names are representable using an n-dimensional infinite canvas. Nobody has a name requiring an (n+1)-dimensional representation.
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That's why you should store names as images
9 1 ReplyHello, I am 😘 😚 🫡. Nice to meet you
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Alright alright but surely people’s names are diverse enough such that no million people share the same name.
Who thinks that?
There's about 5,000 people working at the organization I work at and there's loads of people who have the same name, first and last.
4 0 ReplyOne of my financial accounts wouldn't let me transfer money to another because my name wasn't exactly the same on that account.
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Christophe sounds cooler, anyway.
41 0 ReplyEvery substitute teacher I ever had called me Christophe thanks to the school district’s character limit.
31 0 ReplyAs a fellow Christophe, I too have seen this all my life.
It's comical that so many companies and systems just decided "No one will ever have a name longer than 10 characters, right?"21 0 Reply
Cristopher
Christophr
ChristoferSo many options, so few letters
13 0 ReplyChrstphr as well
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This immediately made me think of Frozen. That's what having kids does to your brain.
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You write Chris, and then they lock your account because they think you're fraudulent
37 0 Reply"Fuckyou" is less than 10 characters.
26 0 ReplySo is the poop emoji.
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Christofer
14 0 ReplyI also love when systems tell me my name is “invalid” because it has a character they don’t like.
14 0 ReplyTry to rephrase it
10 0 Reply~christ
8 0 ReplyCHRI~1.TXT
29 0 ReplyThis guy FATs
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Finger should work.
6 0 ReplyWaltuh
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Chrispenis
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