NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works CDRMITTENS @sh.itjust.works 7 mo. ago

Who had door ring on a tree activated boobytraps on their bingo card?

r*ddit

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why would you ring a doorbell in the middle of the woods?
- Ring doorbells have built in motion detection cameras, they do not necessarily need to be "rung"
  
  I just find it funnier that they have to ring the bell. Human nature to press the button.
  
  Also thinking about it I have a doorbell like that and it rings every time a bird flies past. It is supposed to not detect birds, leaves and people driving past on the road, it's supposed to only detect humans but it 100% doesn't work. I can totally see something like this malfunctioning and just going off because a leaf got blown past it.
- I like to think if fairies had access to a doorbell and explosives, they'd absolutely rig something like this.
  
  "Don't ring a doorbell in the forest" sounds like some fairytale cryptid shit
- We're very lucky that they're so fucking stupid
- “The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing.”
  
  Albert Einstein
- Why would you not?
- Its a wireless camera door bell, called "ring". No idea if this is real but i assume you could set something like this up to be either motion detection activated(like a mine) or remote activated by looking at the camera feed.
  
  it was just dumb switch on a tree, not a ring
  
  Apparently it was just a doorbell, if we take this X post for truth: https://twitter.com/yurapalyanytsia/status/1775888680215024124
  
  If you need it remote activated you'd need wifi as well, which makes it kind of complicated to set up with lots of moving parts.
- You wouldn't? I'd ring it without a second thought, especially if it said "do not touch"
  
  Do not press this button if you press this button it will detonate the bomb.
  
  "Oh, I wonder if it really will. I'm just going to press it a little bit."
- One time I went to Egypt and there was just a random ass power outlet on a rock in the desert. To this day I have no idea why it was there or if it was connected to anything
  
  Do you happen to be a buff japanese guy's senile grandpa?
- Curiosity ofc
- you wouldn't?
- It's how you find the stairs.
- That's the history eraser button, you fool!
- Press the button Dougal!!
watch out porch pirates, I have a fun surprise for you
If a drunk Muscovite is curious, good for him. Fuck Russia and Ukraine should use S-Mines too.
- Both sides already use OZM-72 extensively
I doubt motion sensors would be a good idea. Birds flying by, wind moving branches... waste of explosive.
While walking through the woods you come upon a narrow, waist-high pedestal. Atop it is a large red button, about 4 inches across. What do you do?
Plan G.

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