You know what? As an Aussie it fucking does my head in when cunts from overseas like to make out that we swear all the fucking time, like Jesus Christ on a crapper, we don't sweat that fucking much, it's not like we're doing this shit all the cunt fuckin day, God fucking damn, it gives me the shits mate... Fuck.
I remember when my (male) friend from Tas kept talking at a company lunch (in the UK) about how thongs were the most comfortable things in the world. It was hilarious seeing all the women at the table with wide eyed expressions. I broke it to them at the end what he meant but I let it go on longer than I should have.
"How ya goin', there, cunt? Yer alright, ya little wanka." <proceeds to pour some beer directly onto the spider> "Get some of that down ya neck, ya little champion."
...I suppose this is the interaction with a normal spider. If it's the really giant one, I guess they'd just toss it a tinny.
They literally stopped the airing of a Peppa Pig episode that was "Be Kind to Spiders" because their spiders are not kind at all, and want kids to not pet them.