I’m on a cruise AMA
I’m on a cruise AMA
Fun fact: The custom cups to put booze in? $35. The babysitting service’s nighttime shift that takes care of your kids after 10pm so you can go get drunk and fuck your wife? Only $27.
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How many diseases have you contracted already?
8 0 ReplyMy bowels are upset
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so you can go get drunk and fuck
your wifeanother passenger? Only $27.7 0 ReplySorry, my parents are cishet and my dad was making jokes. Kinda stuck in my head.
4 0 ReplyMore of a joke about people gettin' freaky on boats. IIRC one of the most common health afflictions on cruises is STI's
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why are you on a cruise?
are you listening to yacht rock?
6 0 ReplyMy parents insisted I come. What’s yacht rock?
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I would rather play Russian roulette with a Glock than go on a fucking cruise.
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