Conjoined twin Abby Hensel is now married

I have questions that I should probably keep to myself…

So, like, realistically, he's marrying both of them, right? I get that they can't do that legally, but... You can't exactly not, right?

I'm really curious about some details. They both meet this guy. He seems interested. Does he just keep talking to one face and ignoring the other? Were he and Abby kissing, and Brittany's all "Ew, Abby, he's gross". When he proposed, was he like "Will you marry me?" And they both say "yes", and he's like "Uh, I just meant the left side"? How do you not end up dating and marrying them both?! Maybe they are in reality, but they can't say that due to polygamy laws?

People are getting so hung up on the sex angle, but the ramifications are more interesting. What if one of them wants to get pregnant but the other doesn't? One consents to go through labor and delivery but the other doesn't?

This is all incredibly complex, but you know if Chang and Eng could make it work...

https://www.ncpedia.org/biography/bunker-twins

"They lived together in one house for nine years, but their wives began to quarrel. Starting in 1852, Sarah and Adelaide lived in separate houses. Chang and Eng agreed to reside in one house for three days, in which that brother made all the decisions without question. They spent the next three days at the other twin’s house, where he made all the decisions. The Bunkers faithfully held to this arrangement the rest of their lives.

The twins returned to touring between 1849 and 1870 to support their large families. Chang and Adelaide had ten children, and Eng and Sarah had eleven children."

They've had really interesting lives, especially in the way they have fiercely asserted their independence. I highly recommend reading more about them.

Do you think they can both give him a BJ at the same time? Or maybe one tosses the salad while the other gobbles the knob?

One in 200,000 births results in conjoined twins? That seems way higher than I thought.

“Hi everyone and thanks again for coming to the wedding. Firstly, I would like to introduce for the first time my better half Abby”. The reception room falls awkwardly silent for a moment until punctuated by the laughter of a very tipsy uncle Ron from right at the back.

Sorry all …

That's amazing and I'm thrilled to hear that Abby found love.

And here I am, still single.

Not related to the marriage. They work as a 5th grade teacher, do they each get paid or is it one salary?

Congratulations to them! I hope they find happiness

Well, they will always have someone who can weigh in as a final decision when they both disagree on something. Sadly, I think it will be a bit one-sided.

Literally got two heads. Wild.

I know it's not the point, it's just weird that the article called them a "couple."

This is the kind of story that makes red pill people wave their arms

I wonder how birth is going to work. Both of them gonna scream during labour? Both of them are basically the same person genetically so the child has two moms genetically speaking? i guess not different from any child born to identical twin mom.

I'm not, able to words

The world is a strange place

I guess good for them? I...