You've got to do more than just forego that expensive avocado toast!
You've got to do more than just forego that expensive avocado toast!
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Wow this is so helpful. I thought skipping iPhones and avocado toast would cover it, but putting down Fido definitely makes sense.
Here's a couple more ideas:
- Never leave your house.
- Actually, get rid of the house, tents offer shelter at a fraction of the cost
- Let grandma pull herself up by her bootstraps, physical therapy isn't cheap.
- If you have children, help them with interview roleplay, putting little ones to work can be a great way to increase your household income
- cut out alcohol, tobacco and caffine, those costs can add up quick!
47 0 ReplyIf your child is young enough, you might be able to sell them to African slavers to work in diamond mines. Not only a savings but a profit!
21 0 ReplyEuthanasia can be pretty pricey,* better to just, idfk, send Fido off on an ice floe or whatever
*source: personal experience, lost three senior cats in ~18 months
6 0 ReplyLegit, actually, there have been lawmakers who've justified lowering the minimum work age in their states as 'well some people really need their kids to work to afford things'. Like that's a normal thing.
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