Describing how video games were to my niece, where you'd buy a tangible item that you then stuck into the machine to play it, and it was yours to play forever without subscriptions or even an online connection. :chomsky-yes-honey:
A coworker once referred to Halo Reach as the first game he ever played.
Another coworker once heard that I'm into retro games, then tried bragging that he owns a PS3, since that's what he thought I meant. When I tried saying I meant like Sega Dreamcast at the very latest, he asked "What's Sega?" Life's fun.