Ok so I don't use Twitter/X whatever the fuck it's called now. Do they still call them tweets?

If so that's a huge marketing failure. It makes no sense now that the name and logo have nothing to do with birds.

God Elon is a dumbass if they're still called tweets.

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They're called Xeets, and they're pronounced "skeets"
- I've heard someone call them X-Cretions
- IDK, I think X makes a more "Sh" sound. So you would be putting out a Xeet, on Xitter.
  
  I think the X makes a lateral click sound like in isiXhosa, Elon Musk is after all a South African with a good family history of respecting the local indigenous cultures
  
  Shitting on the shitter
  
  Looking into it.
  
  brb gotta take a xit on the xitter
Yes. And I use the true chapo trap house name: "Elon Musk's Dumpster Fire formally known as Twitter.
I watched 's interview with the CNN guy because I enjoy seeing him say unhinged shit, and every time he talks about it, he refers to "posts on the X platform." He says the whole thing, every time. No shorthand or less awkward branding. It's gloriously dumb.
“X” will never really be the name as long as the website is still twitter.com.
Phone lady: X Post Dial de gozaimasu.

Office worker: Etto ne, ano ne... Daishikyuu ne, tweet wo shitai n'desu kedo ne...

Phone lady: Sumimasen, mou "tweet" de wa nakute, namae ga kawarimashite, kongo wa "post" to yobu you ni shite kudasai.

Office worker: Aaa, "post" ne, "post" ne, hai hai, jaa post wo onegai shimasu.
- I'm referencing this video to be clear

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