This is at Jorvik Viking Center.

I'm not kidding, I've seen it!
- I feel like I've taken bigger poops than that.
  If that is the record I need a shirt like that but it says "Women want me plumbers fear me" and a toilet instead of a fish.
  This reminds me of the South Park episode about this
- I touched it during a primary school trip there.

I've shat bigger than that, and i didn't go saving it for posteriorarity
- I’m trying to figure out if you regret this or are proud of it.
  
  Yes
- Yeah that one pic with the nurse carrying the bed pan was like 4x this size

But was it as big as Klee Irwin’s description on his infamous TV infomercial for dual cleanse? I ask you…. I watched this infomercial in absolute awe and confusion once back in 2005/2006 eating lunch at home sick. I had to look this up again seeing this post.
Link to transcript description
“I’ll never forget the first time I saw my four-year-old daughter’s bowel movement in the toilet. It literally scared me. She wasn’t more than 45 pounds, but her bowel movement was about as thick as my wrist and about as long as her arm. And I thought, ‘Oh my God.’ I got scared. I was going to call my wife. I thought, ‘How could something that big come of something—a little child—that small. And I thought, I’m six feet tall and I weigh 190 pounds and by proportion to my size compared to hers my bowel movements were very inadequate to say the least.”

I need more context regarding the poop viking's illness
- https://minds.wisconsin.edu/handle/1793/64732
  p. 39, parasitic infections. I actually have that report they reference (print book, it's considered a staple text for doing insect work but it's old). I'll have to dig it out tomorrow.
  
  Probably what that viking said the night before.

"Analysis of the stool has indicated that its producer subsisted largely on meat and bread, despite evidence suggesting that other people at the same place and time had access to fruits, leeks, shellfish, and nuts. The presence of several hundred parasitic eggs suggests the person was riddled with intestinal worms."
Amazing
- Even in the Viking Age we had RETVRN guys.
  They didn't eat fucking berries in the sagas! Hang on, I gotta go post on the noticeboards to ask about how to deal with these fucking tapeworms.

I will now refer to Trump as Coprolite. Because hes a fossilized piece of shit.
- Frankly I haven't heard something so awesomely fitting in a long time
- How incredibly mature 🙄

I don’t know who would pay thousands of dollars for an old shit, but I’m quite certain they ain’t my kind of people

Someone had fun on the Wikipedia article
The layers that covered the coprolite were moist and peaty.

I know soldiers who have had larger shits after field training. Source I worked at a rec center that would be their first stop as they prep to go home. And I would check the bathroom and see that it was left when they could not flush it.

Why does an archeological artifact have monetary value?
- This site is very famous. "Shit" like that (heritage funding) brings back something like 7£ to every 1£ put into it. I forget the exact number. It brings in tourism too.