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fossilesque @mander.xyz

1y ago

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How much can you compress an image before people can't tell what it is?

That guy is gonna be CEO one day.
- This kid has already ruined at least three companies and left each one with a golden parachute by now
  
  Sawdust is more costly than Microplastics.
  
  You don’t wanna know what’s 17.2% of his lemonade stand recipe

People forget that cutting food with sawdust was an actual problem once upon a time. It's one of the reasons the FDA exists.
Oh, they still do it, but they can't use as much and they have to put it on the label.
- It is still made in strawberry flavored yogurts, this strawberry flavor is a sawdust distillate. That is, 100% sawdust can be used in food as a substitute ingredient. It can be labeled still as natural ingredient, because wood is. Just as the red dye, carmine, made from a species of insects, is labeled as natural. The small difference between strawberry flavored yogurt and strawberry yogurt. Bon apetit.
  
  Skeletor runs away
  
  YouTube RedNile and he'll turn turpentine into cherry soda
- What codename do they use on the label? I imagine it doesn't just say "sawdust".... tree flour?
  
  Cellulose Powder
  I'm serious read the ingredients for kraft parmesan cheese
  
  Typically it says "cellulose".
  https://www.cornucopia.org/2017/11/brief-history-wood-pulp-food/#:~:text=Sawdust%20usually%20contains%20about%2040,more%20regular%20but%20that%27s%20it.
- Lumber costs more than rice or corn these days.

We now have an answer!
- 100% sawdust goes from rice crispy treat to biscostti.
- Did this video leave anyone else really wanting to try something made with wood flour?

hes the future head of production id say
- All the right qualities for corporate. Quality products demand excellence.
- Did your keyboard run out of everything but lowercase letters and space?
  
  yup, they wear out after a while. great guessing game, here is a cookie! 🍪

IIRC the original image was from a Mormon "science" fair and the sign was something about proving the existence of God.

"Man, ever since I started eating those rice crispy treats my poops have been solid and super comfy WAIT A MINUTE"

Business school of enshitification

Is that... Linus?
- Linus who?
  
  Sebastian Not Torvalds
- Do you have face blindness?

Test subject: my little brother

This guy already figured it out AND got rich off it

William osman did the meme https://youtu.be/AKDal51f5LU?si=40RyLXVjgkujCIGR

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