Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world no banana @lemmy.world 8 mo. ago

It's gonna be so cool

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Bruh that cow looks fucking ready for it. That feels more fucked up than if it had a walleyed stare.
- I once saw a video of a farmer killing two cows. The second one saw what happened to the first, looked directly at the farmer, closed its eyes, and just accepted its fate. Didn't freak out nor try to flee.
  
  It knew. It fucking knew. Fucked me up so badly.
  
  (And no I don't have a link cause this was about 5-10 years ago. Not that I'd want to share it anyway cause I'm not trying to inflict the same trauma I went through on someone else.)
  
  Did you see the video where some guys are trying to force two horses to mate and the mare is just not into it and she kicks the stallion square in the forehead and he collapses and dies on the spot?
  
  Dude died shitting himself with a hard-on. What a way to go.
  
  I think about that sometimes.
  
  What method did he use to kill them?
  
  Please refer to the farm animals as “them” or “they” as they’re sentient beings and “it” suggests that they’re property.
- "Yes human, end my suffering in this mortal coil"
  
  Big mood.
- "You can kill me, but these luscious lashes are eternal! "
- Awaiting the sweet release, if that doesn't make one happy, idk what does.
- What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss
  
  Call it, frendo-o
What's with the eyebrows?
- For the furry
- Eyebrow pen
  
  I think I get it now, it's like the way Disney or whatever draw female counterparts. You take a cow and you go, 'hmm, what can I add to make this a sexy female cow?'
  
  Boom, eyebrows and so on. I think that's why this cow looks so weird.
- I'm gonna have to see a photo of a real actual cow to be convinced they don't have eyebrows.
😊
- Wholesome
Sometimes those guns fail and they have to shoot them again, if that fails they bring out the rifle.
- Not only do they fail, it is pretty hard to hit the right spot. Too many animals are merely paralyzed by the bolt, and are fully capable of feeling the blade across their throat.
  
  Meat industry: eh, good enough
- And if that fails, it's dynamite time!
Gettin that itch again ay.
First thought - "calm as a Hindu cow"
I'm gonna start drawing eyes on all my meat
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