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  • Those little street celebrations libs held when Brandon won were so pathetic. Like you know they imagined themselves as being like, the Rebels at the end of Return of the Jedi. The Evil Orange One has been defeated! His dastardly schemes have been foiled! At long last, Hope has been restored to that esteemed citadel of civilization and democracy! Even back then though, before Inflation, genocide, and prelude to World War III, it was all so hollow.

    So I think Genocide Joe prevailing again would just lead to an even more darkly pathetic spectacle. Almost like that scene in Der Untergang when Eva Braun and the other Nazis are partying and dancing just before a Russian shell blows out the windows.

  • still think the best outcome would be Trump winning so Biden does a Jan 6th coup.

    1. The Biden dictatorship will be able to govern by decree, bypassing republican obstruction on things like infrastructure, abortion rights, renewable energy
    2. it would greatly diminish international standing and diplomacy.
    3. It would very likely provoke a civil war, which will stop America from being able to do imperialism for some time and destroy many military assets of the empire.
    4. 0.056% chance that during the Battle of the Florida Keys, we see Zumwalt-Class vs Zumwalt-class fighting. ($800 million dollars worth of munitions fired, 0 hits scored, both ships are sunk by naval mines while retreating)

  • They'd turn around and say "see we told you we never needed you tankies, its hard to understand why you even made such a fuss about not voting for Biden. We never cared because we know we didnt need you, and now you won't even be heard. #BombPalestine #TankiesOwned"

    If they win they never needed us and never pretended to. If they lose it's our fault.

    • The year is 2028, the democratic party moves so far to the right to "appeal to the working class" that they absorb some former Trump campaign employeees. They're having Kamala Harris run for president. You now have to see the NAFO shiba paraded around like pepe was in 2016. In the spirit of "bipartisanship" Donald Trump is her running mate.

      This election is now about whether to actually do a turner diaries like genocide, or "peacefully" mass deport anyone who's "undesirable".

  • This post confuses me. What will happen? Exactly the same that happens every election cycle - nothing fundamentally new or interesting.

    I hope you're not labouring under the liberal version of events that THIS IS THE ELECTION THAT REAAAALLLY MATTERS because that happens every election cycle, every single time.

  • If the past three and a half years have taught me anything about the New Coastal Democrat, it's that they'll go back to brunch while Biden continues to let the Republicans lay planks under his feet. Like, outright getting out of the way of the construction crews while they do it. We'll probably lose Plessy v. Ferguson, Brown v. Board, and Loving v. Virginia under Biden II.

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