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... blood-magic-saber ... nice.
But that implies the existence of other bodily fluids sabres.
Ah yes, anal discharge saber, wielded by Dy Aree-ah.
The upgraded version is called the 'santorum-saber'.
Dyrth Arre-ah
Cum sabre. An elegant weapon for an enlightened age.
...they called it 'semen' in the high republic...
Can you get someone pregnant with that? Should you wear a condom around it or just raw-dog it in battle?
Also, those aren't sparks that fly off of it.
You know what we’re all thinking…
Snot Saber
But spinal-tap-saber would be pretty metal.
How could it not be? It goes up to 11!
Sticky yet cutty.
Sounds like a perfect blade for Grogu
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