My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.

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Punchline goes in the description.
- Are you the dad joke cop?
  
  Straight to comedy jail.
  
  Yes, I'm here to ensure that dad jokes are delivered with the proper pun-ctuality and finesse!
  
  It's almost objectively the better way, as it matches the format of a spoken joke where you give the listener a second to think about it and try to "get it."
Looks like you’ll have to bite the bullet and deal with it.
This is only slightly related, but this joke reminds me of the guy that killed a deer, made dentures out of the deers teeth, and the used the dentures to eat the deer the teeth came from.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/francis-wharton-killed-deer-dentures-teeth-1.3211739

What an amazing world we live in.

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