Pls give me leftist dogwhistles to put in my dating app bio

sure thing just put this in your bio:
"The Maoist uprising against the landlords was the most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, leading to almost totally equal redistribution of the land amongst the peasantry"
- Can't wait to match with the leftist love of my life only for our accounts to get terminated before exchanging phone numbers because we're inciting violence against landowners
  
  smh my head, this is why we need open source dating apps
  (but like if we could get everyone on dating apps to use one that unironically would be infinitely better than the shit we have now)
- I would match you immediately.
  
  if anyone has this in their bio, I'm sliding straight into their DMs with "death to landlords, wanna grab coffee?"
- Weird, but then why Wikipedia says "Mao's policies were responsible for vast numbers of deaths, with estimates ranging from 40 to 80 million victims due to starvation" ? 🤷 EDIT : Oops didn't realize on which instance I was, sorry.
  
  For context, tens of millions of people being wiped out by famine was something that happened every couple of decades in China. What makes the famine under Mao notable was that it was the last famine China ever had, thanks in large part to the comprehensive revolution mentioned above, which allowed the state to pursue long term policies that benefitted the whole society instead of the wealthy class
  
  Famines on this scale were relatively normal in China and a mainstay of the Chinese Empire's boom and bust cycles, as well as ecological catastrophe spreading thin the fragile bureaucracy. Only one government in China has been shown to be able to decisively end famine since, and it's the same one that eradicated absolute poverty. Hope that helps!
  
  weird, I actually read the opposite if you look here
  
  If you used the same metric to quantify the deaths during the Great Depression in the United States, you would end up with a death toll of 11 million
  
  I love counting unborn people in my death rates
- yeah awesome show. Plus there's this synthwave mix I really like on youtube that loops this scene and it mesmerizes me every time I put it on for some reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAhvvQQurw4

☭ < fuck subtlety, put this in your bio
@Finger@hexbear.net say the line, bart
- no more half measures walter
  
  That's my man :picard-pointing:
- Valid point

I did this once and shortly thereafter had the hottest date of my life with a dope commie

"I hate writing bios on dating apps, I'm always Stalin for time"
"My favorite Christmas tune is Engels Bells"
"Seeking soulmate to form vanguard party with"
"Not swiping on my profile is a twelfth form of liberalism"
"Looking to make a Great Leap Forward in my dating life"
- these are so corny i love them
  
  So corny they would've been advised for use by the Kruschev admin

the entire transcript of
- "hey leftists can you gimme something subtle"
  "lead off with denouncing US propaganda against the soviet union, yknow, to test the waters"
  
  If you don't shout "Joseph Stalin saved the world from fascism and the reactionaries who formed the Nazi Arming & Training Organization will never forgive him for that!" at everyone you're attracted to you are basically a liberal ngl
- A more genuine answer might be the Debs soul in prison quote. It's a really clear statement of values without being frighteningly radical.
  
  That's actually a pretty good suggestion
  
  best in thread. It has the side effect of triggering centrists/conservatives who will inevitably think they are liberal but balk at this quote all like "but what about the murderers they should be in prison"
- A yellow Parenti filter on the pfp should work too

"Looking for a fellow traveler"
It's kind of an older phrase though
- I wouldn't recognize that one as a leftist dogwhistle, I think
  
  "looking for a maoist fellow traveler"
- at least where i live, like two thirds or more of dating profiles included some reference to travelling or travel buddy
- I would assume this means you're a gay guy in like 1945

I think any sort of play on "workers of the world unite!" Or even a conspicuously placed use of the word "union" would trigger my leftist alarm.

I can fix them
bold words, Cotton
- this is a terrible suggestion

Texting my matches like "Hey bby Imma make you feel like the women of East Germany before reunification ;)))"

my dating bio is just the Maoist cult pizza slave story

I used to have surprisingly good responses on tinder by starting the discussion with "what's your opinion on Palestine?"
Most didn't have one but almost everyone responded and gave a good indication of their values with it (this obviously depends strongly on your area)
"Women hold up half the sky" would probably fly under the radar for most libs, and if they recognize it, they are most likely going to be annoying

I think you’re overthinking this. Literally just say “I’m a communist”, that’s gonna weed out pretty much everyone you wouldn’t want to get with anyway.

dont date liberals its bad for your soul. it will burn you from the inside./hj
- also if you put communist or anarchist in your bio liberals will want to date you much much more.
  
  I love to explain to the "progressive" liberal that no, actually, I don't think their dreams of being a landlord cool and good, and they're a lot less "left" than they thought they were.

Mine just says queer anticapitalist poly. Folks get the hint. The worst I ever get with that is Warren libs but they can be fixed.

"I don't date conservatives or liberals, but I'm repeating myself."

"No bigots"

"That's my surplus value, I don't know you!"

I met my wife by just putting that I was a communist in my bio. She had that she liked to read communist political books. You could just outright say it but that might be dangerous depending on who you're meeting up with.

“I only sleep with communists. I will test you”
More of a foghorn i suppose

I did a bit about adding "inspiring eco terrorist" to my dating profile a while back.
Obviously it was a bit... and parody.. a joke.

"Stalin didn't go far enough"

Get ready to have your feelings hurt a lot
Like a lot a lot

- those are hexbear references, i mean more general leftism, recognizable even by people who leave their house occasionally
  
  sorry i only date hexbears
  (hence why i'm looking for strategies to weed out the libs)

I made a similar thread a year ago if that helps: https://hexbear.net/post/185417
- how did it work out for you?
  
  I'm still writing, slow and steady lol.

"we have nothing to lose but our chains" unless you're into bondage

"Pro-union" is the only thing I can think of that isn't unnecessarily long in the typical leftist meme way.

Prompt: I won't shut up about
Answer: seizing the means of production

Something about yards of linen

I just have this Ursula K Le Guin quote in my profile pics

Death to NATO :bean:

"I enjoy reading my little red book."

Maybe something about linen and coats?

Something something means of reproduction

include at least one incriminating image of you doing direct action

But for real, depending on the politics of where you live, you could maybe get by with identifying as an "anticapitalist" or "abolitionist" in your bio. If bumble still does the prompts, you could provide a goofy, semi- (or fully) genuine leftist answer to something. I was very forward with my politics and I wouldn't hold back from posting silly/annoying things in my profile, like "If I could eat only one meal for the rest of my life it would be… billionaire after billionaire after billionaire"

Here is about 10 good ones I wrote, if you can't see them you must be a
and unable to hear the dog whistle.

Okay so you are not the first on hexbear to ask for this. There was another user with a similar query about a year ago. I dug thru my old account, but couldn't find the thread, but if you search your own question, then it should probably turn up right quick - Maybe that'll give you some good ideas too.
Good dogwhistles have to be subtle enough that it's not just "THE ONLY THING WRONG STALIN DID WAS STOPPING AT BERLIN" while not being so subtle or niche that you come off as a weirdo eccentric (unless you want that to be your vibe) like posting a Zizek quote or something. It also should still be something that relates to you as a person - just posting something that does not vibe with you apart from being a signifier is not optimal.
My advice is to take a short and sweet quote unrelated to leftism by a lesser known revolutionary figure - Quoting something inspirational from Rosa Luxembourg is a good idea. Alternatively a left/left-adjacent artist/philosopher like Ursula K. Le Guin or the "we must imagine Sisyphus happy" by Camus are (I think) good examples of this. Also the fun-fact about women in east Germany having better sex.
I've helped quite a few friends with having fun with dating apps. If you want some general advice, you can click the spoiler.

🇨🇳🇻🇳 What similarities do these two have?
Works a lot better if you're East Asian cause everybody will think it's just your race cause minorities sexualizing themselves to be exotic is so common
Liberals might also just think oh, they border each other, or they're both Asian, they're both manufacturing hubs for the West, etc.
I feel like nobody ever associates Vietnam with communism other than communists
Note I've never done this or used any dating app lol

Beans beans beans beans beans beans

you could add a reference to the Internationale

'Swipe left to support capitalism!' Was in my tinder bio years ago when that kinda phrasing was popular on the apps.

I used to use “are your legs wealth? Cause I’m trying to spread them equally.” In hindsight this might be a bit much, but I thought it was a funny line
- I never had any intention on meeting up with anyone, I mostly just wanted an excuse to use the line, and I sure as hell wasn’t going to walk up to anyone irl and say that.

Maybe something ironic that another leftist would understand. I like telling people my dream is to start a misogynistic podcast in Miami Beach

All cats are beautiful. Women hold up half the sky. How much is a coat?

Could put in some names that only communists would know but also have not been subjects of anticommunist propaganda. The average liberal will gloss over them but a communist will spot it right away.
"Rosa Luxemburg fan" or "Slavoj Zizek enjoyer", things like that are going to stand out to a communist or anarchist but are barely going to be noticed at all by your average liberal as they won't have a clue who they are.