Jordan Peterson doesn't have the stones to debate Elmo.
Jordan Peterson doesn't have the stones to debate Elmo.
Zizek even clowned on him and he spent the better part of the debate just being mad at trans people. Elmo would crush Kermit with his infinite love and cuteness and Peterson would shrivel away from the light like a monster out of a fairy tale.
hisssssssss we hates you ElmoJordan Peterson getting mad at Elmo like that is both the most baffling and funny thing I have heard all day. Especially since this is now the second time in my life that I have seen a conservative figure attack a Muppet.
Pretty sus that Pordan Jeterson and other CHUDs claim to be all high and mighty, and luxuriate in telling people they're the funny d-word and therefore going to hell...but they lash out in moral envy at even the slightest hint they might be wrong about the world.
They are as cast adrift in liberal subjectivity as the rest of us. Many of them are ignorant of the implications of capitalism, the modern world, and how artificially constructed their ideas of "tradition" are. All of these factors make their conservative/reactionary ideals impossible to attain, yet they refuse to admit it. They will continue embody that fake Einstein quote they brandish at their self-help lectures, because they keep promoting the same failed ideas over and over again.
I need this to happen now
He spent months hyping up how he was going to debate Zizek and crush communism then during the actual debate immediatly admitted he hadn't even read anything related to the debate so Zizek had to actively dumb himself down enough to have a conversation for an hour.
That was the last time anybody who's opinions were worth considering even humored Peterson as somebody with a coherent ideological framework, he should be cast aside by history to the siberian opioid clinics.
Actually, he refused because Cookie Monster and Gonger would not accommodate his request to only have raw beef at the craft services table.
The monster foodies don't fuck around
Before it's too late, we as leftists need to claim the power of anti-Barney humor for ourselves. He's a dinosaur: his corpse is polluting the planet, even in death Barney hates you and wants you to suffer
Welcome back to third grade everyone, because it is with great pleasure to announce that Barney bad.
It really is wild there was basically a whole category of jokes that's "dead baby jokes but for people in the 1st through 3rd grade"
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You WILL drink the juice box
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You WILL do the homework
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You WILL despise the dinosaur
And you will be happy.
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Kermit vs. Elmo
