Elmo is Hamas

dawg I'm fucking dying this shit is great please tell me it's real

Nobody has linked it and while I'm not a Twitter user I can't find it by googling so pretty sure it isn't.
- I couldn't find it
Knowing JP, it probably is.
- It's fake, though given the insane shit he's posted in the past I too was genuinely surprised it wasn't real.

I really love this arc. Yes, keep dunking on the beloved childhood icon! Keep making it obvious that there's nothing to your ideology other than pent up rage and hate for everyone!

It's ironic that a Jungian psychologist is arguing with a puppet. peterson-sus elmofire

What if they are both mupets?

sadly its fake

He writes like a high school sophomore doing Very Deep Poetry

Trying to woo girls with a binder full of poems he wrote called The Winterspring of Broken Hearted Boys. Turning a page he settles upon one in particular and clears his throat before reading the title. "Grandma's Muff," he begins.
syllables: 2 - 4 - 7 - 3 - 3

add them all up to get his mental age: 19

The Peterson-Zizek debate was fun, but what I really want to see is him in a thunderdome with Elmo. Specifically that antisemitic Times Square Elmo who screams at people. The match won't end when one of them dies, only when one has fully eaten the body of the other. Finish this thing once and for all. Eat his fucking bones Elmo.

antisemitic Times Square Elmo

“He started talking about Fisherman’s Wharf as Jew Town, and the Jews this and the Jews that, in a derogatory, racist fashion,” Meyers added. “I was getting upset. There were kids in the cars, young girls listening.” However, Sandler clarified that his comments were not anti-Semitic, but anti-Zionist, and he is simply “a Jewish man critical of Israel.”
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCogsi4uxlM
  
  I can't seem to find the original anymore, just news coverage of it. Cookie Monster has to talk Elmo down from fucking it up for everybody by screaming "Hindus rape children".

up-yours-woke-moralists gulag

peterson-pain

Why are they trying to make "the West" such a thing?

It wasn't this way historically. In WW2 nobody stood for "the West".

They're trying to get Atlanticism in with an assumptive close.

kermit-pain says what?

You know you're a real academic when you go beyond equivocating Israel with Judaism, but also equivocating all Muslims with Hamas.

The benzos turned his brain to the right consistency of mush to give us this form of entertainment.

I should’ve put “‘90s barneyposting comes back in vogue” on my bingo sheet for the decade

Kermit beefing with Elmo

Ever since 'scum' started featuring more in his vocabulary, JP has been sounding more and more like one of these guys

Hamas Will never
win Over the ~~righteous~~ keepers Of
the West Up yours, scum

It almost works as a haiku.

Needs a season signal and a better turn in the third line:

Never shall Hamas
Stamp out these Western lilies
Up yours, scum

Keeping the third line to three syllables seems sufficient to convey the sentiment but we could always add a "Kill! Kill!" for effect.

Join me next week for another episode of "right wing fever dream phrases as verse"

The level of derangement these fascists have over Muslims just existing is the on the level they have about trans people. I'm honestly surprised there hasn't been more Christchurch style terror attacks on Muslims on the west.