Jack's with the boys
Me, an intellectual
Me: "I wonder how low I can get my ELO"
Electric Light Orchestra?
🎶
Last train to London
Pawn to d4
Bishop f4
Yes
I tried really hard, practiced puzzle streaks until I hit 20 before playing arenas to get points against much higher rated opponents...
And finally made it to 1500 points on lichess, becoming average.
I don't do that anymore so I'm back at 1350
Me: "I wonder how low I can get my ELO"