I'm going to start talking about balls the way weird men talk about boobs

"THE WOKE MOB HATE THE UNDENIABLE BEAUTY OF HIS GIANT SIZE 8 QUIVERING BALLSACK"

what animal can we refer to them as? if breasts already got all the bird names... maybe they oughta be marsupials.

LOOK AT THE WOMBATS ON THAT GUY
- "Please stop talking about my balls..."
  
  "OH WHAT, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO APPRECIATE BEAUTY?! IT WAS A COMPLIMENT. MASCISM HAS RUINED MEN!"
- Look at the wattle on him
- Look at the Quokka's hanging off that dude!
Can't have testicles the size of billiards balls no more, 'cus of woke.
- Sorry, not beautiful, no amount of Hollywood woke propaganda will make me accept men with balls smaller than bowling balls. Why does the left hate masculine beauty?
wolf whistle Look at the plums on that feller!
- THE SIZE OF AVOCADOS THEY ARE
Sweetie we have truck nuts, that's equality.
as I shook his hand, his ballsack bounced testicularly
"[...]a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." - Dr. Evil
Are testicle sizes even a thing?

Let's make it a thing.
The woke mob hates Japanese culture!

Edit: Oh yeah there's that South Park episode too. CW South Park
Stop posting my thoughts. 🤬
You just reminded me of this South Park episode. Thanks.

CW: South Park

if trans people are so great then how come this woman has big tits?

wtf-am-i-reading not even trying to strawman but is this seriously what they're arguing?

Cowards simply cannot address the big tiddy t4t.
- Yeah, I know lots of transwomen with big tiddies, what even is this image?

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woman telling them

they wouldnt go for that, oh no. you'd need large breasted women begging them to save them from capitalism. maybe that'd work?
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We asked 50 mommy milker boys if her Double D Knockers signaled the end of wokeism and all 50 agreed.

Hubbuda Hubbuda for yes

Awooga for no

im dying of laughter holy shit. This is the sort of late night slop i require, thank you for posting this im literally crying tears oh my god.

I’m a transwomen with DDs. Does this make me an oxymoron? Would I just straight up break what remains of their brains?

also trans and my girlies are big enough that the state wont give me a pair for free no more
- Whoa hold up, this is a thing? Cause I still do need top surgery for some pretty important reasons and I don't want to have to pay an asston of money for it.
Jade?

But no, I've been putting my estradiol under the upper lips for about six months now and my boobs have gone from A cup to C cup and honestly it's kind of annoying that I actually notice them now. Don't get me wrong, great, big fan, but if they grow any more I will start to get pissed.
- Wait? Does it really matter whether you place it in your upper lip or not? I always let them dissolve under my tongue. I'm super afraid of being stuck in the itty bitty titty committee.

The only cure for woke is a giant erect penis says man who doesn't know you can get porn for free on the internet

hilariously this was written by a woman, who in a previous career was a nurse who got fired for being transphobic
- >transphobe
  
  >creepy misogynist
  
  This keeps happening :)
- Well, she can fuck off too

BIG HABBA BAZONGAS! IS WOKE DEAD? MORE AT 11pm

Tits so massive they obscure chudvision and get them to stop seeing the woke everywhere. World peace has been achieved.

God chuds are so boring

dae le booba??? awooga

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Literally ~~1984~~ Idiocracy

This felt even weirder than normal for some reason. Like that it comes completely out of nowhere, besides being gross - but then it hit me. CHUDs lost Taylor Swift (and Football lol). They lost a blonde symbol of white ethno-feminity. So now they need a new one.

It's incredibly weird. I'm so out of touch with whatever is going on. I'm seriously at this post.

Trump really did rebuild the conservative movement in his image. Except instead of making everyone cutthroat business psychos, he turned them all into effete TMZ addicts.

Scar Joe and Jennifer Lawerence brought in the woke and they needed to find someone radically different to end the woke. Someone blonde, with boobs!

checkmate, my big tits r woke bc im not a cis woman

Woke is no match for a beautiful Blonde woman's giant White booba.

Klanada isnt a real country

Is she right wing or something?

she is from eastern washington/northern idaho and posted a birthday photo with her uncle who was was wearing a thin blue line t-shirt
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are they going to hold a wake for the death of woke? come on down to the woke wake

"The Son of Man" but instead of an apple the dude has a boob blocking his view.

awooga no-choice

Is Sweeney the more explicitly horny Brie Larson for right wingers now?

Well we have two sweeney posts on the hexbear front page rn so I think she's that for everybody. I honestly think she is the herald of a cosmic shift that brings boob men back in vogue. Ass men had two decades on top. The tide turns. Patriots in control.
- she is the herald of a cosmic shift that brings boob men back in vogue. Ass men had two decades on top. The tide turns. Patriots in control.
  
  We’re so back

Is bazinga brain the opposite if woke?

idk you tell me

I think she looks wierd

i-think-that

I think that as a dude it's not particularly brave or cool of you to comment about how weird you think a woman looks.
- Kind of an embarrassing comment, ngl
she has the jenifer lawrence vibe of being just slightly offputting
- too conventionally attractive that it loops back into weird looking

I tried reading the article, but fuck... so much nonsense.

Awooga awooga honk honk

God I hope so then chuds would have to find a new word.

How? What the fuck does that even mean?

The 2000s are back baby agony-wholesome

who?

oh no I hope the anti woke mommy milkers don't smother me to death that would be terrible

Beyond how strange that article title is, what's the implication? Sydney Sweeney is attractive and therefore every POC role is to be replaced by a Fox news hostess because woke is over? Her destiny is to be the poster child for every down on their luck super model who couldn't play Snow White in some shovelware slop live action cash out? I predict an interaction similar to Christian Bale talking about his character in American Psycho where people projected all sorts of shit onto him and wanted to emulate it and he told them to get a life. I don't know the first thing about her, but I want to imagine her motivation for being an attractive actor isn't to usurp the throne from the coloreds who have had it too good for too long

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(Brain overheating trying to think of the opposite of woke) uh a pair of Gigantic Tits

BIG HABBA BAZONGAS! IS WOKE DEAD? MORE AT 11pm