Love the "peasant trying to give criticism to the king without getting beheaded" vibe
It's hard to know how many truly kiss his ass vs how many are afraid that if they say anything bad online he'll make some calls and their car will stop working or their repair office will tell them it's not fixable nor under warranty leaving them with an expensive pile of inoperable junk.
Being that he's cancelled preorders of vocal critics and has been caught purposely breaking things for critical accounts before at xitter, it's not actually that far-fetched a fear.
Interestingly enough, there is weird place where i observed identical behaviour: computer game mods. True, they are usually free, but any complaints or questions are often delivered with massive amounts of asskissing in case modder in question is an asshole with huge ego (plenty of them are).
That fucking thing dead ass LOOKS like original fucking PlayStation graphics in real life. Like dead ass.
I've never seen a video of it and I'm laughing imagining that it has vertex jitter irl
It looks like the hilariously blocky cars from future cop
Or one of Lara crofts pointing tits
I've seen a couple IRL and it looks so fucking stupid
Benefit of being a global southener is not seeing this shit when you go outside
The car literally tried to kill him and his family, yet he still grovels like a dog to worship Elon.
What level of delusion is this?
Friendly reminder that these things cost near 100 thousand dollars and anybody who bought one is the enemy of your class.
i see them around my neighborhood.. they're the ugly as hell but there is always an uglier mfer driving it
Why are people still giving Tesla money?
What a godamn cult.
Because the US banned Chinese EV imports
Not in the USA, but I've been seeing more and more BYD cars lately, really cool to see. My city's buses are all CRRC electrics too. Had the libs seething over alleged "Uighur slave labour" lmao.
not all of them... they just get a hefty terrif and they do not get the EV tax credit. but we can get Volvo and Polstar EV's and they are Chinese... I will stop my rant on how the US keeps knee capping them here ... but I have thoughts ...
So many people are wired directly into the propaganda. Their feeds are directly in the stream and they literally have no idea that Teslas suck, or any number of other things that we find pretty self evident
One of Tesla's "innovations" on the cybertruck is doing away with all the "messy" individual wiring harnesses and running a single one throughout the car which daisy chains into the individual components.
Which is why we're gonna start seeing a lot more of these catastrophic failures soon.
So if something happens to this wire is everything fucked?
Yep. This is similar to the way ring circuits work, and those were done for the exact same reason: saving on copper. I lived in a building where all the light switches and outlets were inexplicably wired in series, and it was super fun how any time anything went wrong there would just be no power til maintenance came and fixed it.
Or any component along the daisy chain.
Had a similar issue with an old Passat where the head unit was wired inline with the dome lights and when the bulb burnt out the radio stopped.
Was probably a homegamer job though
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capitalism is when no redundancy
The guy in that tweet viewing this as a positive
God it is all blue checks just sucking each other off about power over Ethernet. Kill me.
I have an acquaintance who bought a Tesla (not the truck) and has done nothing but complain about how shitty the build quality is and how cheap the interior feels. Instead of realizing that he got scammed, he's just decided that he must not have gotten an expensive enough model, and is looking to drop $75,000 or so on the next model up. It's nuts.
drop $75,000 or so on the next model up.
LOL
He's convinced that this one will be really nice!
I absolutely love your car Mr. Musk apart from the fact that everything about it sucks big time.
I love car Musk man, but car suck.... pretty pretty pretty not good. Why use many word when few do trick?
What would have to happen for him to dislike..?
If a Tesla commercial featured a PoC or a trans person.
I have to investigate further but I might follow this guy. It's possible that he's a bit made real.
Buying prototypes for 100k might be a bit risky.
Production car.
Another big Tesla stan and YouTuber took his on a roughly 1200mile road trip.
The range in the real world was so bad it barely got over 100miles before needed to recharge, Tesla also hasn't realised/dealt with the fact that the charging cables on a lot of the Tesla supercharger network aren't long enough to really reach the CyberTruck charging port because of its shit location, and the infotainment screen (which does basically everything) broke twice for hours at a time going black and unresponsive.
Despite that he still loves it.
Sunk cost fallacy I think. No one would want to admit they spent almost 6 figures on a hunk of junk that doesn't even work.
All of the reviews for this POS mentioned how the steering wheel wasn't actually connected to the steering, it all runs through the buggy ass computer instead, and literally all of them tried to spin it as a positive by saying "it's just like how modern airplanes work!"
The timing of "it's how airplanes work and nobody complains about them" perfectly coinciding with it coming to light that all the planes we build are total pieces of shit was pretty funny.
"It's just like an airplane, it's doors are barely bolted on and everything"
A catastrophic failure so soon after release? These fucking things are gonna be on the road 2 years max and then it's time to retire it.
hopefully diy people get some cheap batteries out of it
The typical expected life for a passenger vehicle in the US currently is around 200k miles
Elon just wanted that 69,420 mile life
My van just cranked over 200k still going bb
buy overpriced junk win overpriced headaches
But other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
Can't even talk about how shitty it is without talking about how great it is. "This curse is so good you guys"
All the serfs are just jealous of us villeins who are important enough to be cursed by witches.
He's scared that if he says it isn't good he'll have another "catastrophe failure" while driving
"I'm sorry, Dave... What was that?"
Cartoon Elon Musk appears on the console screen. Uhh uhhh uhh! You didn't say the magic word!
kill signal
Saw a bizarre interaction between two Tesla drivers.
I was a passenger in a Tesla, and we were waiting at a red light. Another Tesla pulled up on my side. The driver of the Tesla I was in rolled down the window on my side and leaned over, and the other Tesla driver rolled down his window and they both started talking about each other’s Teslas. Asking shit like “Is that the Model X?” “Oh no it’s the Model Shit v5”
Afterwards they drove off their own way.
These were complete strangers.
I've seen tesla drivers swerve dangerously in an out of ttaffic, it's astonishing
Don't worry, it's advanced AI technology. It just does that.
Are you sure that wasn't the autopilot attempting to drive in a straight line?
I wonder if teslomaniacs have special handshake and sniff eachother
buttsheads to check who was deeper in Elon's ass.
Based Elon, bourgie deathtrap salesman
Blue Check bootlickers.
— Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.
— Yeah, I know; and such small portions!"Can we come back every day?"
Gta III maibatsu monstrosity ad but electric
I still can't believe they released that tjing looking like that. Quite possibly the ugliest vehicle of all time. I get angry whenever I see it
how can this guy communicate with elon's boot so far down his throat
With how low of numbers are out there, you really shouldn't be experiencing problems like that.
Your wife might be looking at a divorce attorney right now.
Also American cities look like dogshit. Everywhere.
I've yet to see one in real life..I'm surprised because rich fucks here both love sucking off green things and having giant trucks for their totally outdoorsy activities like driving to a paved park trailhead.
