Olive Them
Don’t do this: you’ll be ingesting dreadfully unhealthy levels of sodium.
You will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 olives.
(I actually don't really like olives, and totally agree with your comment about sodium. I hope no one takes it seriously)
Edit: hope no one takes the meme seriously. Not your comment, which they should take seriously.
Damn I almost took it seriously 🥲
My blood pressure has always been low!
Time to offset that low blood pressure with a few heart attacks!
laughs in spironolactone*
surely it won't give me acid reflux
Sounds made up. Surely it will not.
(Don't actually do it)
Hey! I only got 46 updoots when I posted this here! Not fair!
Oh, I'm sorry. I'll look for yours and give it a big up-doot.
I literally just googled this meme last night to send to my wife to thank her for buying me olives.
Nice.
I hope it is olive loaf you've got baking in that bread oven
I do love me some fuckin olives... Especially if they're stuffed with garlic
Based.
I hate you
What a mood
You feelin' it?
This makes a compelling argument...
I'm in this photo and I don't like it
Don’t do this: you’ll be ingesting dreadfully unhealthy levels of sodium.
You will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 olives.
(I actually don't really like olives, and totally agree with your comment about sodium. I hope no one takes it seriously)
Edit: hope no one takes the meme seriously. Not your comment, which they should take seriously.
Damn I almost took it seriously 🥲
My blood pressure has always been low!
Time to offset that low blood pressure with a few heart attacks!
laughs in spironolactone*